First of all, AC Milan's star Brazilian Kaka, otherwise known as a wizard on the pitch. His performances have been nothing short of magical and he makes soccer looks so effortless on the pitch. He may not produce the fanciest tricks but he sure can play with a ball. In fact, he resembles someone who is very good at something else, probably photo-editing, and he makes the pictures look so effortless and natural. It leaves all those watching him stand up and applause, while the poor guy marking him can only look in amazement, and wonder what just hit him. Nevertheless, an amazing talent, and his achievements can be matched by the next person i'm going to mention, Pippo.

Yes, you got it, it's Filippo Inzaghi. I know you guys are going to draw some associations at this point, but please restrain and read on. Inzaghi is a quite an amazing striker, if you have seen him play enough. I mean he's not the most graceful of players, but he does get the job done, like a vulture seeking to swoop any prey unalert.(aka durian-kia) He loves to catch defenders off-guard and beat the off-side trap and scoring even though everyone knows he's offside. Yes, he's the sort of player to complement Kaka's bewitching talent, he's the one who will put the ball
into the net regardless of what the situation is, even if there's an infringment.
That's where he can ride on the talent of an extremely good player, and put the finishing touch to an already beautiful move(i mean article :) .

Ok,at this point, i need to clarify that this isn't targeted at anybody,it's just for fun. Since
most of us are working at least 5 days a week, i thought we should all lighten up and have some laughs. Do feel free to add on to this article, it will be more interesting if everyone could contribute.